SMORGASBLOG

we'll just call this one,..."OH YEAH..."

2007-06-21T10:52:00.000-05:00

Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos

WE'RE GONNA TRI THIS SATURDAY...

2007-06-06T16:01:00.000-05:00

NEWS FLASH:

LISHA WILL BE COMPETING IN HER 2ND

TRIATHLON THIS SATURDAY...

SEAN WILL ALSO BE COMPETING.

THANK YOU.

THAT IS ALL.

REED, SWADDLE HE DO NEXT....

2007-06-06T15:20:00.000-05:00

REED WATCHIN' THE TUBE ....
REED TAKIN' A SNOOZE....

REED STRETCHIN' HIS HORIZONS...

REED, THINKS HE'S HIDIN'...

REED, JUS CHILLIN' OUT...

REED, JUS WORKIN' OUT...

REED, HANGIN' WITH MOM, YAKKIN'...

REED , ALONE, SNACKIN'....

REED, ALWAYS REACHIN' NEW HEIGHTS...

REED'S NEW FORMULA

2007-03-10T20:05:00.000-05:00

HEY WHADDA YA WANT....HE'S IRISH.

IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN

2007-03-10T19:58:00.000-05:00

THE MORNING OF REED'S FIRST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE

eww...this blog is giving me gas

2006-05-30T17:34:00.000-05:00

advice.

For all those who drive automobiles that require fuel ---
Lisha and I found a fill station on route 58 in riverhead that had ....are you ready to get excited?.....regular for 3.09 per gallon.
Its so sad that 3.09 is a price to get excited about, but it beats 3.39 everywhere else.
anybody know of cheaper? (i'm not sure if everyones aware of this , but on these blog thingies there s a link where you can post responses to each others posts, its sorta like talking through the computer . pretty neat huh, lets check it out!)

"ITS BETTER TO HAVE BLOGGED BUT ONCE, THEN NOT TO HAVE BLOGGED AT ALL"

2006-05-29T17:22:00.000-05:00

BLAH
BLE BLAH
BLE BLU BLAH
JACK BLACK BLAH
HAHA BLAH
FUNNY PICTURE BLAH BLAH

THERE, YA HAPPY?!

MAY 14 2006

2006-05-29T17:18:00.000-05:00

WE WENT TO SEAWORLD.

EEERRRRGGHHHAAA!!!!..YO.

2006-03-02T18:52:00.000-05:00

Yes, skawerls are affectionate, loving, cute as a button land rodents that are fun to watch and occasionally feed...however when searching for the snow shovels in the barn one might briefly change their tune and scream out in the night

"EEERRRRGGHHHAAA!!!..yo."

fit as a fiddle, mad as a hatter, asleep at the switch, and in cahoots

2006-03-02T16:49:00.000-05:00

In an attempt to achieve ultra-stupidity, spiritual
enlightenment and total mental creaminess, I've
decided to start makin' stuff up... ie, coming up with a new word, phrase and/or saying each and every single day (that I feel like it). For those who prefer non-silliness, skip ahead to the next section (YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE NON-TRUTH!!)
the new word is "schnibert"

SHH-NIB-ERT

I think its when you feel like shouting out in disgust loudly but think better of it and it comes out as a lip clenched tirade of non-sensical
expletives. (come on we've all been there)

Please come up with your own definitions,( so I can shoot them down, for schnibert is now mine!!! haaahaaaa...)

The list that fell from the sky

2006-03-02T16:23:00.000-05:00

Mom's recent shop list....ready? Brace yerselves

1.hotcups

2.vases

3.frogs

...you be the judge.

list supplied in part by c by the sea

...Like a bridge o'er ..trah..ha..bulled..waters..

2006-03-02T16:18:00.000-05:00

what ..it's a bridge what do you want me to say?

correction: after further review, I noticed this is actually a dock, a bridge
connects two objects, whereas this structure merely extends, albeit further
than a standard dock, giving the impression, when coinciding with the
glare of the sunlight off the water, of a bridge. The writers at Smorgasblog
Incorporated regretfully apologize for the error.

..bark, Woody..bark

2006-03-02T16:06:00.000-05:00

this dude is craggly and all-wise...something
I aspire to be. Taken on our trip through
Florida last winter, and...........
..............................................................................
.............................................................................
.................man 2nd post and already I have..
........................................................................
.........................................................................
.....................................................................
...........jeez got it again, writers...um...ahhh....
..............................................................................
................................oh yeah block.

why does the color blue mean raspberry flavored?

2006-03-02T15:49:00.000-05:00

..duh..because red is taken by apple no ..green is apple..but green should be grape,no?..no, because purple is grape...and sometimes "wild" berry...so blue can only be blueberry?..can't it share like lemon and banana?...red is already strawberry, cherry, sometimes apple, cranberry, watermelon and tomato..so excuse me, blueberry but get over it, more over little guy and give ol' razzy a chance...I mean sure you're good on cereal and you got the muffin thing in a stranglehold, but as a juice you're a step above gross,so stick to pancakes and leave the gums and juices and lollipops and hard candys to the experts ok and be happy with it or we'll take you out of your biggest seller to date ...that's right--NO PIES FOR YOU!!!!!!!

editors note: since this post was published "Bluberry Hill" was re-named "Banana Mountain"
much to the consternation of Fats Domino fans worldwide.

will the real smorgasblogger please stand up

2006-03-02T14:51:00.000-05:00

Finally set this thing up, thanks to gheghe, LC is napping and the snow is a fallin'..
she awoke and req'd tea..I promise these will get more exciting